[ Jim chuckles, grinning at her. ] Now, that's just plain rude. [ Evidently he doesn't mean it. ] I'd be offended if I didn't like being illogical.

[ He just happens to translate 'illogical' to 'unpredictable', which more often than not happens to be true. And far be the day when all of Jim's actions are predictable. He likes keeping things interesting, after all. ]

We don't forget. We just don't care. You're not going to accomplish anything by pointing out the lack of logic to some of our turns of phrase. The fact that you keep trying, if you ask me, is what's illogical. Illogical and the very definition of madness.

[ Now he's teasing her, instead. At her question, he shrugs, pursing his lips. ]

Smalltalk. Like asking about the weather, or how your day was. [ And even though she doesn't ask, ] I'm having a waffle.