[ text post ] Write me a letter / Write it today

[fairytales]

texts. texts from last night. sexting. angry angsty texts. just leave me short, simple things to respond to during commute hours.

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[audaces]

hey baby

you got a mirror in your pocket?

cuz i can see myself in your pants ;)

[mindmeld]

A warning sign of a practical joke, perhaps. Did the captain set you up to this? Who assisted you in transporting the squirrels aboard?

[mindmeld]

should you not seek sleep, rather than entertainment?

[mindmeld]

You're language is rather blunt for textual communication. Do you not worry about privacy?

That said, I did find satisfaction in your presence and would seek it out again.

[nenat]

that is a no. Though there have been a number of times where those aboard the ship upon which I served wish to do similar, it never happened. She is simply expressing her concern.

[vuhlkantra]

If you are not responsible, why are you the one reporting the explosion?

[vivify]

There is a mirror in my pocket. Back left, but you need to fish it out yourself, I'm too busy trying to get you out of your pants.

[wisdomwhacker]

I mean, I can teleport, transmute things and creatures, talk to animals, brew potions oh and a spot of telepathy though I hear your people have a knack for that as well. Must come with the ears. I also have long fancy robes and a big stick which I think fulfills the qualifications but what do I know, I'm only 206 years old.

No one in your amazingly advanced tin can helped me do much of anything Mr Spock, I assure you.

They got into an acorn stash in my spare pointy hat in my bag.

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[pelvirizor]

The important thing here is that you're awake. And it didn't interrupt your sleep.

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[pelvirizor]

Right???

[audaces]

nah not really why would i be upset if people found out we had sex? you're crazy hot i'm proud of myself.

well if that isn't a glowing review idk what is

[audaces]

babe are you wearing my pants again?? that's hot

and lbr all you have to do is ask i'm so easy to get naked esp for you <3

[mindmeld]

The Enterprise is not a tin can.

If you are capable of all these feats you claim to manage, then surely you can manage returning the squirrels to their rightful locale and color and cleaning my quarters.

[vivify]

I needed to borrow a pair for something. The really tight camouflage ones. But they clash with my shirt.

[trillionspots]

I hear tell Dr McCoy had his ... issues sometimes. Yes.

[And much like almost every Captain before her and since she's perfectly aware that her medical officer is not only allowed to tell her when to sit down and get some rest but capable of knowing where the line is when she will not admit it.

And yet here she was idly wondering if only for amusements sake if she could lock her up or send her for a little space walk.

Captains.]

Its not that I don't hold the good doctor in the highest of regard, but unless she attacks me with a hypo in the hall I'm not going to get much rest even if she locks me in my room with milk and cookies and a big soft blanket. The work has to be done. Hell, it should've been finished two days ago but we were delayed.

[audaces]

lies camouflage goes with everything that's the whole point of camouflage

but if you need help getting out of them... lmk

[mindmeld]

Fascinating. I am unaccustomed to such openness, at least in written communication.

I highly doubt many would believe either your desire to spend time in my company or my agreement, however.

[audaces]

does it bother you?

well fuck em. who cares what many people believe. i like you and i had a good time, we should do it again.

[wisdomwhacker]

She's a very nice metal disc, if you prefer.

I could. But it's unsportsmanlike to use magic on the wee creatures when all they want to do is help liven up your sterile quarters. You really could use something entertaining in here.

[bedside]

[ sigh!!! ]

Fine, I was already awake.

How can I help you?

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[instalock]

civic responsibility

[instalock]

isn't that why starfleet is involved in this war? to stop this sort of thing from occurring?

perhaps you ought to step up your efforts

[mindmeld]

Did you not use magic on them in the first place, to get the creatures into my quarters?

I have no need of additional entertainment.

[mindmeld]

Negative. My communications are private.

Perhaps there will be another situation where we will meet. Soon, as I would find it engaging to learn more of your mind.

[wisdomwhacker]

Nonsense. They were in my bag. I suppose we're lucky the deer didn't get out.

You may not need it but that doesn't mean you couldn't use it.