[ Jim chuckles, grinning at her. ] Now, that's just plain rude. [ Evidently he doesn't mean it. ] I'd be offended if I didn't like being illogical.
[ He just happens to translate 'illogical' to 'unpredictable', which more often than not happens to be true. And far be the day when all of Jim's actions are predictable. He likes keeping things interesting, after all. ]
We don't forget. We just don't care. You're not going to accomplish anything by pointing out the lack of logic to some of our turns of phrase. The fact that you keep trying, if you ask me, is what's illogical. Illogical and the very definition of madness.
[ Now he's teasing her, instead. At her question, he shrugs, pursing his lips. ]
Smalltalk. Like asking about the weather, or how your day was. [ And even though she doesn't ask, ] I'm having a waffle.
It is still true, even if you deem it rude. [ And truly, she does not mind the illogical humans with which she shares a ship. She has not yet left, after all. ] You would not be Jim Kirk were you not illogical.
[ No one would want Kirk to be someone other than who he was, illogical and unpredictable. ]
Simply because one does not care for the information does not mean I should stop. [ It amuses her too much to stop, so she will not, until it ceases to be entertaining. Not that she would tell that to anyone. ]
I still do not understand the need for human smalltalk. Is a waffle within your recommended diet, Captain? Dr. McCoy will scold us both if he catches you eating an item of he which he does not approve and discovered I was privy to your decision.
Guess that is true. I do like keeping you on your toes. [ He smiles teasingly at her, shooting her a wink before looking ahead again. ] And you wouldn't be Spock were you not true.
[ With a sprinkle of technicality here and there, of course— something Jim greatly appreciates. Spock knows how to skirt around certain inconveniences in very logical ways and without ever lying, which he sees as an impressive skill, one of the things that makes her irreplaceable in his eyes. ]
Fine, then. You're the one wasting your time. [ Or enjoying herself, more like. He doesn't point out how illogical that is. ]
Oh, come on. [ He groans a little, rolling his eyes. ] I do stick to a very healthy diet most of the time, there's nothing wrong with changing things up a little every once in a while. And what Bones doesn't know won't hurt him— unless you're planning to tell on me.
Captain, I assure you, it is not beneficial to be kept on one's toes. While stretching it is useful, the strain it can place on the foot, calf and shin, not to mention the readjustment of balance, is unnecessary. [ She delivers that in a completely neutral tone, though that particular phrase is one she has heard enough times that she is well aware of the intent, no matter the illogic.
It is also a perfect example of the topic of their discussion. That does not get lost on Spock, and if her lip twitches eventually, no one will believe Jim that she nearly laughed. ]
What is that human phrase - "variety is the spice of life"? You feel it holds true even when it applies to food? [ Just in time for them to reach the replicators and Spock to key in the sequence for her breakfast, though it takes a second longer than it should, as she debates for a moment. And when she gets her food, rather than the usual oatmeal and fruit, there is a waffle - with fruit, of course. ] I shall not inform Dr. McCoy of that which he is unaware.
[ Jim snorts at her answer, chuckling as he shakes his head. ] Smartass.
[ He says it almost fondly, though. Weirdly enough he does like it when Spock teases him, if nothing else because it comes to show she has a sense of humor in there somewhere, though most might not realize or even believe it. If that proof comes a little at his expense, well... that's something he can live with. ]
I feel it holds true to everything. [ He watches her as she gets her breakfast, lips quirking and eyebrow raising in amusement, even if he doesn't say anything. He gets the same for himself afterwards, fruit and everything (because he can compromise too), then tips his head a little at her. ] Your loyalty is, as always, very much appreciated.
The posterior of any individual is not capable of intelligence. You are aware of this fact and yet continue to use that term. [ There are aspects of humanity Spock does not comprehend and is unsure if she will ever comprehend.
She teases Jim only because she is comfortable enough with him to do so, knows he understands the uniqueness of Vulcan humor. ]
It is impossible for an idiom to apply to everything, as everything encompasses even that which we do not yet know. [ As far as her arguments go, it is not a strong one. But they have relaxed enough that she can let the argument rest. ]
Well, it depends on the posterior. I'm sure if anyone's could it would be yours. You are exceptionally bright, after all. [ There, that counts as a compliment. Sort of. Except he means it as anything but, as the teasing edge to his words makes plenty clear.
Grabbing his breakfast, he turns to Spock, waiting for her to lead the way to the table they usually take up. It's empty, as it usually is, probably because everyone on board the ship is used to this routine of theirs, by now. ]
Fine, then. Almost everything. A lot of things. That work for you?
[ Sometimes, Spock thinks she understands humans. And then certain individuals provide such illogical words, and Spock has to reconsider her beliefs. ] I would not desire a posterior that is capable of independent thought, Jim.
[ Though she does understand he is teasing, which means she only delivers her words in a rather deadpan tone, no accompanying eyebrow.
She leads the way to the table, taking her customary seat. After the oddness of waking up in Jim's bed, this moment of normalcy is comforting. ]
It is acceptable, though it still lacks precision.
Fine. Hey, maybe that's what happens when people talk out of their ass. [ (Ha ha, get it.) He knows Spock won't laugh but he still looks at her somewhat expectantly for her reaction. Even a faint quirk of her lips will be a victory.
The whole incident is at the back of his mind at this point. For how stiff and formal that Spock can be at times, Jim finds himself relaxing around her with remarkable ease. ]
I think we both know I often lack precision in a lot of things. [ And there he goes, doing it again. ]
[ That is not even remotely funny and Spock simply gives him a look, completely deadpan and determined to ignore it entirely. ]
Which is why it is a benefit that I am your first officer. [ One of them can lack precision, the other can be as precise as necessary. ] And if you will excuse me, Jim, I am reminded of the experiment I left in the lab prior to bed. I expect the results are ready.
[ Nonsense, he's hilarious. Well, he sure thinks he is, at least. Anyone else would've been in stitches at that joke. (Or just rolled their eyes and groaned.) ]
That's right. We're a good match, you and I. I mean, in the sense that we just balance each other out, not that we— right. You know. [ There's an awkward pause, then he just nods and turns his attention back to his breakfast. ] Yeah, go ahead. See you later on the bridge.
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[ He just happens to translate 'illogical' to 'unpredictable', which more often than not happens to be true. And far be the day when all of Jim's actions are predictable. He likes keeping things interesting, after all. ]
We don't forget. We just don't care. You're not going to accomplish anything by pointing out the lack of logic to some of our turns of phrase. The fact that you keep trying, if you ask me, is what's illogical. Illogical and the very definition of madness.
[ Now he's teasing her, instead. At her question, he shrugs, pursing his lips. ]
Smalltalk. Like asking about the weather, or how your day was. [ And even though she doesn't ask, ] I'm having a waffle.
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[ No one would want Kirk to be someone other than who he was, illogical and unpredictable. ]
Simply because one does not care for the information does not mean I should stop. [ It amuses her too much to stop, so she will not, until it ceases to be entertaining. Not that she would tell that to anyone. ]
I still do not understand the need for human smalltalk. Is a waffle within your recommended diet, Captain? Dr. McCoy will scold us both if he catches you eating an item of he which he does not approve and discovered I was privy to your decision.
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[ With a sprinkle of technicality here and there, of course— something Jim greatly appreciates. Spock knows how to skirt around certain inconveniences in very logical ways and without ever lying, which he sees as an impressive skill, one of the things that makes her irreplaceable in his eyes. ]
Fine, then. You're the one wasting your time. [ Or enjoying herself, more like. He doesn't point out how illogical that is. ]
Oh, come on. [ He groans a little, rolling his eyes. ] I do stick to a very healthy diet most of the time, there's nothing wrong with changing things up a little every once in a while. And what Bones doesn't know won't hurt him— unless you're planning to tell on me.
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It is also a perfect example of the topic of their discussion. That does not get lost on Spock, and if her lip twitches eventually, no one will believe Jim that she nearly laughed. ]
What is that human phrase - "variety is the spice of life"? You feel it holds true even when it applies to food? [ Just in time for them to reach the replicators and Spock to key in the sequence for her breakfast, though it takes a second longer than it should, as she debates for a moment. And when she gets her food, rather than the usual oatmeal and fruit, there is a waffle - with fruit, of course. ] I shall not inform Dr. McCoy of that which he is unaware.
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[ He says it almost fondly, though. Weirdly enough he does like it when Spock teases him, if nothing else because it comes to show she has a sense of humor in there somewhere, though most might not realize or even believe it. If that proof comes a little at his expense, well... that's something he can live with. ]
I feel it holds true to everything. [ He watches her as she gets her breakfast, lips quirking and eyebrow raising in amusement, even if he doesn't say anything. He gets the same for himself afterwards, fruit and everything (because he can compromise too), then tips his head a little at her. ] Your loyalty is, as always, very much appreciated.
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She teases Jim only because she is comfortable enough with him to do so, knows he understands the uniqueness of Vulcan humor. ]
It is impossible for an idiom to apply to everything, as everything encompasses even that which we do not yet know. [ As far as her arguments go, it is not a strong one. But they have relaxed enough that she can let the argument rest. ]
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Grabbing his breakfast, he turns to Spock, waiting for her to lead the way to the table they usually take up. It's empty, as it usually is, probably because everyone on board the ship is used to this routine of theirs, by now. ]
Fine, then. Almost everything. A lot of things. That work for you?
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[ Though she does understand he is teasing, which means she only delivers her words in a rather deadpan tone, no accompanying eyebrow.
She leads the way to the table, taking her customary seat. After the oddness of waking up in Jim's bed, this moment of normalcy is comforting. ]
It is acceptable, though it still lacks precision.
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The whole incident is at the back of his mind at this point. For how stiff and formal that Spock can be at times, Jim finds himself relaxing around her with remarkable ease. ]
I think we both know I often lack precision in a lot of things. [ And there he goes, doing it again. ]
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Which is why it is a benefit that I am your first officer. [ One of them can lack precision, the other can be as precise as necessary. ] And if you will excuse me, Jim, I am reminded of the experiment I left in the lab prior to bed. I expect the results are ready.
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That's right. We're a good match, you and I. I mean, in the sense that we just balance each other out, not that we— right. You know. [ There's an awkward pause, then he just nods and turns his attention back to his breakfast. ] Yeah, go ahead. See you later on the bridge.