[ text post ] Write me a letter / Write it today

[fairytales]

texts. texts from last night. sexting. angry angsty texts. just leave me short, simple things to respond to during commute hours.

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[wisdomwhacker]

Your quarters seem to be infested with squirrels. Some of them are pink. Don't ask.

[mindmeld]

In requesting I do not ask, you are inevitably setting up questions.

How did you smuggle squirrels on the ship?

[wisdomwhacker]

You really should take a girl more seriously when she shows up in robes with a big stick and calls herself a wizard. If ever there was a warning sign, that would be it.

[mindmeld]

A warning sign of a practical joke, perhaps. Did the captain set you up to this? Who assisted you in transporting the squirrels aboard?

[wisdomwhacker]

I mean, I can teleport, transmute things and creatures, talk to animals, brew potions oh and a spot of telepathy though I hear your people have a knack for that as well. Must come with the ears. I also have long fancy robes and a big stick which I think fulfills the qualifications but what do I know, I'm only 206 years old.

No one in your amazingly advanced tin can helped me do much of anything Mr Spock, I assure you.

They got into an acorn stash in my spare pointy hat in my bag.

[mindmeld]

The Enterprise is not a tin can.

If you are capable of all these feats you claim to manage, then surely you can manage returning the squirrels to their rightful locale and color and cleaning my quarters.

[wisdomwhacker]

She's a very nice metal disc, if you prefer.

I could. But it's unsportsmanlike to use magic on the wee creatures when all they want to do is help liven up your sterile quarters. You really could use something entertaining in here.

[mindmeld]

Did you not use magic on them in the first place, to get the creatures into my quarters?

I have no need of additional entertainment.

[wisdomwhacker]

Nonsense. They were in my bag. I suppose we're lucky the deer didn't get out.

You may not need it but that doesn't mean you couldn't use it.

[mindmeld]

except you must have used magic to keep them in the bag, as the size of your bag was not large enough to contain multiple squirrels, unless they were under 15 centimeters each.

[ he's just going to ignore the entire deer thing. ]

[wisdomwhacker]

I didn't really keep them in the bag, so much as they walked into it last time I was changing in a tree. You see the bag can hold nearly anything. I think I could manage even an elephant, though it would get a little bit heavier at that point. It's a magical bag, like it's wizardly owner.

If you come back to your rooms I can give a demonstration while the little ones continue to try to plant acorns in the metal of the ship.

[Spock, you're no fun.]

[mindmeld]

[ what. ]

Perhaps you should not change in trees so the fauna do not grow fond of your personal effects and try to hide in it. Though I am fascinated by your bag, as that sounds rather curious.

[wisdomwhacker]

Why, it's not as if the tree minds. Just because I can get up and down a tree fast doesn't mean it's worth it simply to change, I was already sleeping in it anyway.

You can come examine my bag if you like.

[mindmeld]

It does allow for creatures to sneak into your bag, as you discovered with the squirrels.

I shall return momentarily.

[ he was going to examine it somehow. for science, obviously, not because he's interested in it or anything. ]

[wisdomwhacker]

Well, I don't mind most creatures. Not the fondest of squirrels they have a tendency to be little thieves but nature is a wondrous thing.

Take your time, I'm not likely to run off out of a Starship. I suppose I could try...